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Offline BigRog

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Hillary's First Night as President
« on: July 11, 2004, 07:10:33 PM »
Hillary's First Night as President

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.  She has waited so long..........


The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!"  Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"

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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2004, 12:47:07 AM »
Do you think we could convince her to go to the theater before she gets elected?

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2005, 12:44:24 AM »
LOL

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2005, 01:02:14 AM »
funny but what is wrong whith her, I think she is pretty good at what she does.
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2005, 07:43:33 AM »
Quote from: Horns Pure Honey
funny but what is wrong whith her, I think she is pretty good at what she does.


Oh yea,  she is great at being a wolf in sheep's clothes.  It is amazing how her positions are becoming so much more moderate as she prepares to try and decieve folks in the red states.

Maybe you should start a campaign to elect her your senator.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison



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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2005, 12:07:32 PM »
Wolf in sheep's clothing is right! She's even started quoting scripture to make people (the conservatives) think that she's in some way religious and understands their views.

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2005, 05:31:56 PM »
ok, now I understnad. thanks, bye
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