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Mici
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Location: Zagradec, Grosuple, Lower Carniola, Slovenia

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« on: July 04, 2007, 07:06:56 AM »

drinking beer:

Problem:
wet and cold feet
Mistake:
you're holding the glass upside down
solution:
turn the glass around, open part facing UP.

Problem:
warm and wet feet
Mistake:
bladder not functioning right
Solution:
step to the closest dog and yell at him

Problem:
beer is pale and tasteless
Mistake:
empty glass
Solution:
get someone to buy you another beer

Problem:
you're seeing lights in the bottom of the glass
Mistake:
you felt backwards
Solution:
get someone to tie you to the bar

Problem:
mouth are full of cigaret buts
Mistake:
you felt
Solution:
look previous

Problem:
beer is tasteless, wet T-shirt
Mistake:
you're not opening your mouth or pouring the beer towards the wrong part of your face
Solution:
go to the bathroom and practice

Problem:
floor are looking kinda of foggy
Mistake:
you're looking at the floor throu the bottom of an empty glass
Solution:
get someone to buy you another beer

Problem:
the floors are moving
Mistake:
you're being carried out of the bar
Solution:
ask if they're carrying you to another bar

Problem:
the room is dark
Mistake:
the bar just closed
Solution:
ask for the right home adress at the bartender

Problem:
taksi got all colorfull all of a sudden
Mistake:
you consumed more beer than you can carry
Solution:
cover your mouth

Problem:
everybody's looking UP at you and laughing
Mistake:
you're dancing on tables
Solution:
make sure you fall on something/someone soft

Problem:
the beer is crystal clear
Mistake:
you're drinking water, someone is trying to sober you
Solution:
hit him

Problem:
your nose, hands and stomach hurts, you're all boggled
Mistake:
you probably got into a fight
Solution:
apologize to everyone you meet, in case he was the one...

Problem:
you don't know anyone around you, no one knows you
Mistake:
you obviusly crashed a party
Solution:
find out if they have free beer

Problem:
you don''t sound all that good when you sing
Mistake:
beer isn't strong enough
Solution:
drink more beer until your singing improves


sorry for all the spell errors, but i hope it helps!
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