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« on: July 05, 2004, 10:53:42 PM »

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
   Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who
   knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on
   Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
       His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd
   you get the trophy girlfriend?"
       Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

     They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to
   marry you?"

   Bob says, "I lied about my age."

   His friends are fascinated, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

   Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90".
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"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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