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Offline BigRog

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It takes a Texan to make you feel like a woman!
« on: July 05, 2004, 11:46:52 PM »
It takes a Texan to make you feel like a woman!
On a recent flight from Chicago to Houston, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.Screaming, she
stands up at the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.  They
all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane.  Then
a Texan stands up at the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well
built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the
aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ......one button at a time. No one moves.
....
He removes his shirt. ...... muscles ripple across his chest....... She
gasps..........He whispers: ....... "Iron this, and get me something to
eat...."
"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"

Offline Beth Kirkley

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It takes a Texan to make you feel like a woman!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2004, 08:34:19 AM »
Yep, that's about the extent of it Roger. LOL That's exactly what makes us happy..... doing laundry.

NOT!!!!!!

:)