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a few
« on: June 22, 2007, 03:48:24 AM »
Some soldiers were stationed somewhere in the arab island, somewhere in the desert, away from all the civilization. and so, a general came by to see how they're doing, he was to stay for a whole month. he came, looked around and the first thing he noticed was a mule in the middle of their yard, so he asked:
gen: what's this mule doing here?
pvt: well, ermmm, sir you see...this mule... ah tha hell, this mule is here so when soldiers get to...needy, they do their buisines.
gen: well at least give her something to eat and drink if she's that important.

so, after a few days living on the base, general started to feel *** so he said to himself, if soldiers do it..why wouldn't i? so he sneaked out in the dark and do it, but just before he was gone, a soldier who was on patrol spoted him. the general kindly said:
gen: now, this mule ain't that bad
is this how the soldiers do it?
pvt: (staring at the general) well, they usually get on top of her and ride to the closest brothel.

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Before marriage:

He: yes! i've thought i'll never see this happen!!
she:You want me to leave?
he:NO! i didn't even think about it!
she: do you love me?
he: off course i do
she: have you ever cheated on me?
he:No, why do you ask!
she: do you wanna kiss me?
he: and badly!
she:do you wanna hurt me?
he: no way, i'm not that kind of person
she: Can i believe you?

now, that you've got married, read it backwards :-D

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Granma, if you pull that pin, i get 3 days off

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Re: a few
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2007, 06:48:21 PM »
mici, i stole some of your jokes  :-).  you have a couple of good ones!
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

 Alexis de Tocqueville

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Re: a few
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2007, 07:43:56 PM »
now...you can't really steal a joke, unless we would be both in the stand-up comedy buisiness.
anyway, that is what jokes are about, if you don't tell in on real fast, you forget it :roll:

huh? how many thousand jokes have you forgoten? i know i have