Some soldiers were stationed somewhere in the arab island, somewhere in the desert, away from all the civilization. and so, a general came by to see how they're doing, he was to stay for a whole month. he came, looked around and the first thing he noticed was a mule in the middle of their yard, so he asked:
gen: what's this mule doing here?
pvt: well, ermmm, sir you see...this mule... ah tha hell, this mule is here so when soldiers get to...needy, they do their buisines.
gen: well at least give her something to eat and drink if she's that important.
so, after a few days living on the base, general started to feel *** so he said to himself, if soldiers do it..why wouldn't i? so he sneaked out in the dark and do it, but just before he was gone, a soldier who was on patrol spoted him. the general kindly said:
gen: now, this mule ain't that bad
is this how the soldiers do it?
pvt: (staring at the general) well, they usually get on top of her and ride to the closest brothel.
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Before marriage:
He: yes! i've thought i'll never see this happen!!
she:You want me to leave?
he:NO! i didn't even think about it!
she: do you love me?
he: off course i do
she: have you ever cheated on me?
he:No, why do you ask!
she: do you wanna kiss me?
he: and badly!
she:do you wanna hurt me?
he: no way, i'm not that kind of person
she: Can i believe you?
now, that you've got married, read it backwards
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if you have a dog and the wife "barking" at you, from the outside of the house, who do you let in?
dog, offcourse, he'll stop barking when he gets in
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when serving the army was a must, a boy/soldier wrote to his grandma and sent her a handgranade. he wrote:
Granma, if you pull that pin, i get 3 days off__________________
scientist have found a certain type of food that regresses women desire for the S
it's called: The wedding cake
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i'm responsible for our last argue 
she asked me what's on TV, and i answered: Dust.
